Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!