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There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!
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Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don?t send it back; I've already received hundreds.
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A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'
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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
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A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U
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A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son! Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar, phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar, phir darar, sari mehnat bekar, aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
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Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho, juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!
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