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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.
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A friend is a gift when its new.. It?s a MIRACLE when it is TRUE?. And u know what it?s a BLESSING when It Is ?YOU? !!!
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A Little keys can open big locks. simple words can express great thoughts. hope my simple wish can make your day great. Good Morning and have a nice day.
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At this time 3.7 million sleeping 2.3 million watching T.V. 4.1 million eating and only one cute person in world is reading my SMS. Good Morning
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A late night greeting doesn't only mean good night It has a silent msg saying... U R my last thought at night.
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A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing
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An icing can make a cake so sweet, a string can make a balloon so high, a match can make a candle so bright. I hope that a simple text can make you smile.
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A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'
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A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I'm missing you.
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A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
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A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U
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A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It goes... No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parson pyaar,
phir ekrar, phir intezar, phir takrar,
phir darar, sari mehnat bekar,
aur aakhir mein ek aur devdas at beer bar.
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Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!
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Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!
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Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai,
varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte
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Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.
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All I wanted was sumone 2 care 4 me. All I wanted was sumone who'd b there 4 me. All I ever wanted was sumone who'd b true. All I ever wanted was sum1 like u.
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A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys never sleep.
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