Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate, sabhi log mehfil me bulaye nahi jaate, kuch paas rehkarbhi yaad nahi aate, kuch door rahkar bhi bhulaye nahi jaate...

Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying ..... when a person asked what are you doing...? He replied...Oye! Higher Studies.....Yaar.....! .

Sato aasmano ki siar hum kar aaye har ek tare se dosti kar aaye ek tara khas tha jise hum saath le aaye warna aap hi sochiye aap is jamin par kise aaye..

Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.

Smile is lighting System of face, Colling System of head, Hetting system of heart, recharge system of body, so keep smile everyday....

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.

Softly the leaves of memory fall, slowly I will gather n pick then all 1 b'coz, 2mmorow n till my life is through I'will always cherish having sum1 like u..

Some body is some one in your life but for somebody you life he will come and get you away from me. then who will message me.....

Sometime i don't say hi... sometime i don't reply... sometime i don't msg you... But it doesn't mean i forget you, It Means i am given you Time to MISS ME...

sometime my mind asks why i miss you? why i care for you ? why i remember you ? Then my heart answer : B'coz a mental patient needs more care.!

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.

Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b?coz you are a sweet friend!!

Stars+moon = romantic night Birds+sky = lovely day Forest+animal = refreshing world You+Your smile = BHAGO BHOOT AAYA

Suraj se acha sitara nahi koi jisa hai rishata hamara dusra nihi koi chahe sari duniya me dhund lo aap jisa pyaara dost nahi koi...