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Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus? A: A Moti-vaiting.
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Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
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