Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho? Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain.

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply because mental patient needs more care.

Sometimes when u cry, no 1 sees ur tears. Sometimes when u r worried, no 1 sees ur pain. Sometimes when u r happy, no 1 sees ur smile. But fart just once...

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence. Student: WOW !

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!

This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? Animal Planet!

Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

',",' This ",",",' is God's shower "," "," of .'.'.'.'.' blessings May it wash away all your troubles and keep u happy always...!!

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Jaroori nahi ki har SMS mei kuch msg ho Yaad aa rahi thi is liye msg kiya.

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day ! 7 sweet days make 1 sweet week, 4 sweet week make 1 sweet month but?. One sweet person like you makes life sweet

3 glances = 1 smile, 3 smile = 1 meeting, 3 meeting = 1 kiss, 3 kissz = 1 porposal, 3 proposal = 1 marrage, & that 1 marrige = 3 words i.e. WAAT LAG GAYE...!!!

3 glances = 1 smile, The love of a friend , fill's the heart with light and shields, you close and you warm...

:.::.:,:,:::::::: '::::(-_-)::::' ":>")("<:" "::::::" sending an angel to look after u and to make your wishes come true....

The best school Is life.... The best Teachers Is Experience... The best Book Is Nature... The best Temple Is Heart... The best FRIEND Is YOU... HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY....

A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for SELFISH.

A friend is a gift when its new..
It?s a MIRACLE when it is TRUE?.
And u know what it?s a BLESSING when It Is ?YOU? !!!